I watch.......the wedding of Kate and William

I change the roles, I'm a voyeur today.

I enjoy the wedding of K & W.  What a grand theatre.

What flowers will he give her. How is her hairdo, the dress, OMG.

Oh, and the public kiss, the highlight,  observed around the globe. How fucking exciting. I mean really. It must be a kiss, but not too much kissing, not too less, the folks want to see it, but it shouldn't be too long either.

And the relatives, the invited guests.........oh my.........I expect gossip at it's best.

.....no, I won't miss this event. :)

I saw Diana's wedding, her funeral, and I watch Kate's wedding........